September 2008
41 posts
Half and half
half and half coffee cream and sugar please. Half and half ice tea. HAlf and half coffee. Polishing silver, dishpit armpit, dirty plates. Running out of paper, reload the register. 86 pork on two waffle on three your mom on four, can I see your Id motherfucker. Cabernet, there’s no malbec bitches, Pinot che griggio giornata. I’m not done yet. I don’t want any more water. I hated...
Paul Newman Dies
Movie Legend Paul Newman dies at 83, he sent us this picture from his imac a while ago. “The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.” - Paul Newman quotation
Click above, this is all so boring
how is taskbar number 1 on technorati searches? this stuff is bunk, who am i supposed to believe about all of this mess. facebook lexicon, google trends, technorati basmati smati. Don’t forget to Clik
“1. taskbar
2. news
3. environment
4. jennifer garner
5. men
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this is boring, don't read
US rivals in economy crisis talks
Presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama are due to meet President George W Bush at the White House for emergency talks on the economy.
Mr Bush has warned that the entire economy is in danger, and that failure to act now would cost more later.
He has been pushing for Congress to pass a $700bn (£378bn) rescue package to bail-out the financial...
nicole kidding me
Nicole Kidman has credited a waterfall with bringing about a flurry of pregnancies - including her own - on the set of one of her films, Australia.
The actress said seven babies had been conceived during production of the film in a small town in Australia’s outback.
“There is something up there in the Kununurra water”
Vital
Bail out “vital to easing crisis” they say, what about eating crisis? Bail out “vital to eating crisis”. If warren Buffett could just eat the crisis, he could bail everyone out. Guess what, Warren? This is the salad bowl, this is the dressing. Shake it, Shake it Shake it. Now eat it. Crisis salad made by Dr. Huxtable. I’m hurt by this cynicism. George Bush,...
iPhone nonsens. Leads to 2.1 update
wonderwoman had lunch with john Mayer, together they created iPhone update 2.1 ( hacked).. This is only experiment, brothers. Mcspearamint walks into a bar and says do you have any blanks. Boom! Mcspearamint lives with britney spears’s sister, so and so. Cookie momster from sesame street bakes cookies for thelocal kids. Whaddya want kiddies, says cookie momster as she verbs preposition...
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– La Reppublica
This is not the daily news, welcomeness
in celebration of national punctuation day this sentence has no end. just kidding Barack Obama and George Clooney. The new substitution of there will’nt be blood has come to my attention as the running mate looked just like brad pitt’s armpit. If George Clooney and Sarah Palin-Mcain both went to wall street, they would see wall street tumbling. I wish that everyone had a tumblr...